Every Pet Is Dead


Music: Jan Bárta
Text: Jan Bárta
Arranged by Fullstop


I have a nice little fish,
and it's swimming in the toilet.

He has a nice little fish,
and it's swimming in the toilet.

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And it's dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
And it's.

I have a nice little dog,
and it's lying in the garden.

He has a nice little dog,
and it's lying in the garden.

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I have a nice little wife,
and she's lying in the bathroom.

He has a nice little wife,
and she's lying in the bathroom.

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Now, I am sentenced to death.
I'll be lying in the graveyard.

Now, He is sentenced to death.
He'll be lying in the graveyard.

Ref